I Wear Fur, Not Fungi - Funny, Annoyed Dog

Have you ever seen a dog or been this threw?? Our pup didn’t ask for this mushroom hat—someone put it there and he's done. ’If you’ve ever been forced into something ridiculous, you’ll relate.

This tee is perfect for dog lovers, sarcasm enthusiasts, and anyone who refuses to be a "fun guy.” If you're a pet parent, a pun fan, or appreciate a good side-eye, this tee is your next wardrobe essential.

Product Features
- Fiber composition: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Self-fabric shoulder tape for clean garment lines
- Side seams for structure and shape
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Made in the USA with imported fabric

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean